September 2012
fairgroundsoldier:
the-eleventh-blog:
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
the number of times i thought i was the next virgin mary is alarming
dumbledoreisabamf:
residentevil2:
hey did anybody stop kony
Yeah, he realised a bunch of middle class white kids were pretty upset with him and he decided to pack it all in.
August 2012
Watchhakkar:
yep russians are definitely my favourite thing on the internet
when i have a bad middle school day i remember:
high school next year! :D
peteratthedisco:
There is an old lady called “Nine out of ten dentists” and she is being held hostage and forced to recommend things
joshtouchedmeatsix:
on my wedding i will crowd surf to the altar
what i said: i'm not religious
what they heard: babies are so delicious i drink the blood of toddlers every morning and suck out your kid's soul hail satan
maozedung:
“…but you may work alone if you wish.”
Friend: What's your type?
Me: Famous or fictional.
me anywhere i go: i hope i don't see anyone i know
niallispretty:
we’re gonna have good quality niall in just his underwear soon
How I run:
forever90s:
GYM:
When someone is giving away free food:
When a sibling makes a "yo' mama" joke,
Bitch, we have the same mom. Dumbass.
thneed-need:
thank u for following me.
here flower.
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
2 tags
it's true
i feel like a horny 40yr old virgin when i follow someone that i know will follow me back
